If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!                                 
                                                                                                                     
             When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things     
             were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning....         
             Uphill... barefoot...   BOTH ways in the snow Yadda, yadda, yadda                                         
                                                                                                                     
  And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that 
                           on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!                           
                                                                                                                     
   But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.   
                                                                                                                     
                 You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!                 
                                                                                                                     
                   And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!                   
                                                                                                                     
    I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn   
                              library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!                               
                                                                                                                     
                    There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!                     
                                                                                                                     
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get 
                                             there! Stamps were 10 cents!                                             
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
  Child Protective Services   didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends 
                               also had permission to kick our a$$!  Nowhere was safe!                               
                                                                                                                     
  There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and   
                                                shoplift it yourself!                                                 
                                                                                                                     
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